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#611631 - 02/02/07 07:37 AM TWO Vasectomies???
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That's right boys and girls... I get to have ANOTHER one! A "bi-product" of my original vasectomy (which most of you remember went horrifically wrong) was a "spermatic neuroma." A neuroma is any tumor (benign or malignant) of cells of the nervous system.

Wikipedia says:
"The most common type is a traumatic neuroma, which follows nerve injury (often as a result of surgery). They occur at the end of injured nerve fibres as a form of uneffective, unregulated nerve regeneration; it occurs most commonly near a scar, either superficially (skin, subcutaneous fat) or deep (e.g., after a cholecystectomy). They are often very painful."

This bundle of joy resides at the carteurized end of my Vas, and has grown large enough to cause extreme discomfort. In a nutshell (no pun intended), whenever my wife and I "get busy," it feels as though someone is repeatedly kicking me in the store.

Joy.

Solution? Outpatient surgery under general anasthesia to remove the offending bundle from hell and re-carteurize the Vas. Basically, ANOTHER vasectomy... same recovery, etc. HOPEFULLY with a better end result! Wish me luck...

Folks, don't EVER let a GP do your vasectomy... No matter how many he says he's done. See a Urologist. Period.
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#611632 - 02/02/07 07:46 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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Well, isn't that another kick in the balls . . .
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#611633 - 02/02/07 08:05 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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Quote:
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Well, isn't that another kick in the balls . . .
You're all heart, man.

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#611634 - 02/02/07 08:26 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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Man that sucks. I had a urologist(sp) do mine and had very little discomfort etc. Pretty much fully healed in a weeks time.
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#611635 - 02/02/07 11:46 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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wow

thats kinda like getting kicked in the nuts by a gorilla

i feel for ya man really I do
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#611636 - 02/02/07 11:58 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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Ouch.. I mean OUCH. Just reading about this makes ME hurt.

Good luck.

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#611637 - 03/02/07 05:04 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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can gorillas kick?
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#611638 - 03/02/07 08:44 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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Quote:
Originally posted by Xterradon:
can gorillas kick?
That depends, are they on a treadmill? laugh

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#611639 - 04/02/07 04:41 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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Can said treadmill match their speed when they kick?
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#611640 - 05/02/07 09:26 AM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
BoneCrusher Offline
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can girraffes nod their noggins?

gorrillas can kick it hardcore

traveler sorry to hear man keep your spirits up
and remember a bottle of jack daniels goes along way toward alleviating pain

:-)

one sip at a time though
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#611641 - 05/02/07 12:49 PM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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Just as long as you don't drop the bottle of Jack in your lap.

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#611642 - 07/02/07 11:35 PM Re: TWO Vasectomies???
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TF-check your PM.

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