A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'



Pollock, German, and a Frenchman were all captured and were going to be put to death by the guillotine. When the German walks up they ask him if he has any last words, He say's hail Hitler and puts his head in the guillotine, when the rope is cut the blade come halfway down and sticks. The law of the land says he must be turned free. When the Frenchman walks up they ask him if he has any last words, he says, Vi Va La France places his head into the guillotine. They cut the rope and like the first the blade sticks half way down so he is also turned loose obeying the laws of the land. The Pollock walks up and they ask him if he has any last words, he say "Ya if you'd grease that thing up it sure would work alot better".

:p

In the early 70s, my dad went there and made some serious bank, selling cheerios as donut seeds. He brought me back a Polish parachute. It opens on impact.

I don't get it.

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Bad polock joke

How many polocks does it take to change a lightbulb?

253

1 to hold the bulb, 252 to rotate the house.

How was it so easy for Germany to invade Poland?
The Germans marched in backwards, and the Polocks thought they were leaving.

Poland's national bird... the house fly.

Considering that I used to date a sneaky Polish bitc....this is funny to me. Boy was she hot..stupid as can be but sooooo hot..

Tell me about 'em.

They make some awesome eye candy when you go places. Worth the time putting up with them (at least for a little while).