You could just ask me to supply you with some...hell, I'll make some up for you now....
"Rub the clients the right way, and they will come."
"This cubicle is Winners' Alley! Only winners with the right attitude may enter this cubicle!"
“Leadership Is About Capturing The Imagination And Enthusiasm Of Your People With Clearly Defined Goals That Cut Through The Fog Like A Beacon In The Night...So, Work Through Lunch.”
“Work Harder! Work Faster! [Insert Name of daughter] Wants a Pony!”
“Excellence Is Never An Accident; It Is Always The Result Of High Intention, Sincere Effort, Intelligent Direction, Skillful Execution, And The Vision To See Obstacles As Opportunities. That Is Why I Am In A Leather Chair Covered In Hot Poon And You Are Under A Truck, Covered In Diesel Fuel.”
“A Leader’s Job Is To Look Into The Future, And To See [Insert Name Of Company] Not As It Is, But As It Can Become. That Is Why You Have Been Downsized.”