I'm game.
By the way, my cheeseburger and grilled cheese last night hit the spot!
Although the menu at every In-N-Out restaurant is very small, there are several Top Secret variations that only those in the know can order.
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Animal Style: Burgers are cooked with mustard. Pickles, extra spread and grilled onions are added.
Protein Style: Same as other the burgers, except that instead of a bun you get the sandwich wrapped in lettuce.
Flying Dutchman: Two beef patties and two slices of cheese. Nothing else...not even a bun.
2 by 4: Two beef patties and four slices of cheese.
3 by 3: Three beef patties and three slices of cheese.
4 by 4: Four beef patties and four slices of cheese.
100 by 100: Legend has it that this was ordered by a group of four celebrating a birthday.
500 by 500: An unconfirmed order made by a fraternity.
Grilled Cheese: Hamburger without the beef patty.
Veggie Burger: Hamburger without the beef patty or cheese.
Double Meat: Double-Double without the cheese.
On the Sal: This is just lettuce and dressing. Nothing else.
Fries Well-Done: Extra crispy fries that may rival the original version.
Neopolitan Shake: A custom mixture of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shake flavors.
Home Run: This is when a car passes by the microphone without ordering and cruises right up to the service window.