He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have
> film.
>
> A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
>
> On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
>I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
> territory.
>
> When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
>
> Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
> don't.
>
> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
> universe.
>
> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you
> say will be misquoted,
> then used against you.
>
> I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without
> sponges.
>
> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it
> remains so popular?
>
>Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented
> fool.
>
> It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its
> burial cost and
> blamed it on the cost of living.
>
> Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all
> fall off.
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
>of getting it right,
> there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the
> world end to end,
> someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
>
> You can't have everything, where would you put it?
>
>Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up
>75% of the world's
> population.
>
> The things that come to those that wait may be the
> things left by those
> who got there first.
>
>A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
> doing well.
>
> Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
> listens.
>
> I started out with nothing and I still have most of
> it.
>
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
> people appear bright
> until you hear them speak.