My cube-bud and I zipped out for a slice of pizza at lunch today. While we're waiting, we hear this LOUD crash/clanging noise! We look outside and there's a Rice-boy in a Mirage (that lime greenish color) opening the door and getting out of his car. It seems that he pulled away from the gas pump and smacked right into the 4' high, steel "NO PARKING HERE" sign that the corner convenience store uses to keep the lazy people from parking right in front of the door.

It put a NICE black swipe from the hood to the driver's side fender and a grapefruit sized DING where the corner of the sign itself came slicing down into the hood! I was loving it!

So what does the fool do? He picks up what was left of the sign and storms in the store... Jeremy and I walk down to watch the ensuing entertainment. Sure enough, he's inside screaming at the poor 18 year old punk who's working the register, I was dyin.

Eventually, he walked outside and chunked the sign (hammer-throw style, it was rather impressive actually), across the parking lot and ripped out of the parking lot as fast as his rice burner could take him. The guy inside was on the phone with the cops. I have no idea if they caught him (or even if they came to get him), but the whole thing was hilarious...

I was at a sandwich shop for lunch today. I parked next to a riced-out Ford Contour. No, not the Ford Contour SVT. This was the crappy, rental-car special, mid-size sedan . . .



He had found ground effects somewhere, they fit like crap. He had home-made rear lenses (trying to get an "Alteeza" (sp?) look) . . .

He even painted his wipers (the entire assembly!) the same robin's-egg blue that the rest of the car was painted . . . and he had painted by hand! I was unimpressed by the brush marks . . .

It was truly hideous . . .

Last weekend I got the pleasure of seeing a custom orange painted Mirage, huge spoiler, lowered with F&F "transformer" graphics on the side...Mirage, Supra, whats the difference right? :rolleyes:

Quite possibily the worst looking piece of shit I've ever seen.

I now have 'Rice-Boy Garage' on the corner near my house. Every couple days they all show up at the dudes house and work on cars, which basically consists of throttle tuning (revving the engine for no reason for 20 minutes at a time, hoping it will somehow make the car go faster).

Yesterday they decided to paint the aluminum wheels on a rather new VW Jetta. They simply masked off the tires with tape and paper and started spray painting them in the street.

When they drive by, I point at our WRX in the garage, and they speed away.

HEHEHEHE a little self served justice....

Nothing like taunting the locals, eh? Hehehehe... little bastards...

Man I chose the wrong vehicle. All these dumb mirage owners. And graham you sure it wasnt a Escort. I think it is cause I have seen the car your taling about.

Yup. I had one do the gangsta, two finger gun thingy the other day. He was in a Maxima, and decided a 0-50MPH burnout up my street was a good idea.

I gave him the masturbatory salute, so he stopped and got all puffy. Than he pretended to shoot me with his fingers.

Skinny little white boys sure are tough these days.

Around here they would be finding that kid AND his car in the Swamp.