Anyone got any suggeations on how to keep my neighbor from blowing grass on my x when he mows,Ive already yelled at them before about it. Im afraid one of these times he is going to shoot a rock into it when he mows.Any suggestions before I end up with an assult charge for beating the crap out of him :rolleyes:

Disable his mower.

My old car was parked in front of my house, and a small chunk of sidewalk from a landscaping mower from my neighbors house drilled the side of my car, leaving a nice big chip. Talk to the guy, and say if anything happens to your X, he's gonna get the bill.

If it were me, Id have a serious talk with this guy and explain to him the next time he does it you will take him to small claims court to recoup the cost of a detailing due to the chlorophyl from the grass clippings that ruined your previous was job LOL... Theres not much you can do really until he causes damage to your X.

get a chain saw and drop a huge tree on his front lawn

Mist his entire yard with Round-Up.

Round up ..... nice

I don't know if the same laws apply to grass as they apply to snow, but I am not allowed to throw my snow on my neighbor's property and I imagine the same goes for grass.

If he throws grass on your X, he must throw some on your property. You could bring him to small claims court and force him to pay for the cleaning of both your X and your driveway.

You should send him a warning in a registered letter that if he continues, you will resort to legal action. That way if ever you decide to do something, he can't say in court he's been warned.

I think I've been watching too much Judge Mattis and Judge Judy.

You could also rake the clippings and go dump them on his car.

Or just take a dump on his car.

Put a couple pieces of rebar sticking straight up barely above the grass, this will surely break his blade.

Causing it to fly out from the deck and hit the X.

Why not just try and make friends with the guy and take him on an outing to show him what the X can do. Then he might respect it enough to keep the grass off or at least let you know when he's going to mow so you may move it. Just a thought.

our neighbors had a dog that kept crapping in our yard they simply wouldnt keep him home so one night i took a bag of crap and snuck over and put it under the lava rocks in there gas grill yes i did feel better

MMMMmmm.. BarBQ... Nasty, But I likey.

Solve Problem or Revenge..Hmmm..
1: Problem Solution = car cover?
2: Revenge Solution = Since his grass is deposited on your X, just deposit your X onto his grass..using 4WD and circle Eights!

shotgun!!

Take your hose and water down that side of his yard on the days you think he is going to mow,the wet grass will just stay on his side, and he may get tired of cleaning the mower bogged down with wet grass. It's a chess game.

I had to wait five minutes to stop laughing before I could reply. That is ultimate revenge, I love it. I've heard of people smoking meat with oak chip, but never dog shit. I say that when neighbors don't want to cooperate, there's nothing like returning the favor.

Throw him in a woodchipper and let him go splat all over his home!