The Top 12 Signs Your Xterra Needs Washing:
1:Your beautiful new truck is constantly being mistaken for the Oscar Meyer Turdmobile.
2:On their way to the fishin' hole, Andy and Opie stop by your windshield for bait.
3:Greenpeace won't let you move the truck for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have taken up residence.
4:Neighborhood kids offer: "Mow your Nissan, sir?"
5:Your pine tree air freshener is now a protected old growth forest.
6:Satellite photos reveal crop circles on your roof rack.
7:"Wash Me" appears on your rear hatch -- chiseled with a jackhammer.
8:Impossible to drive with the kids always clamoring to have a look through the periscope.
9:Your "cell phone antenna" is really a sapling which took root.
10:Visits to the farm always result in pigs humping your tires.
11:When you blow the horn, prairie dogs pop up from the grilleguard.
12:That rank smell coming from under all those McDonalds bags? Your long-lost uncle!
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