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#211012 - 30/05/03 01:29 PM NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Registered: 30/03/03
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Well I know you all are to bitch and gripe on how racing is dangerous and how I should have gotten a car if i wanted sumthin fast. Well news brief...had I had money I probably would have bought a car, but I have none. My parents bought me my X as a surprise b-day gift(and no im no complaining I LOVE my X to death, only i wish it were 4x4 and s/c) but ne way heres my story

On the way home from the local cruise spot last night,I was stopped at a red light, a red riced out Toyota Celica GT(standard i might add) pulled up 2 me. The guy gave me one of those "Im the shit grins" and reved at me. Well i wasnt bout to race him but i dropped it into first neway. Well the light turned green and we both just rolled till we crossed the intersection when i heard his loud ass fart can go off. So of course i stomped on the gas as well. Slowly i kept gainin and gainin on him...Id say i had a good 1/3 car lead on him when i cut it off cause a car was coming. Xterra 1 Celica GT 0 As I looked ahead i saw a stop sign and thought hhmm round 2.
Well he reached the stop sign b4 me but he just sorta yeilded and took off. I was like what? So i came to a stop looked all around for cops and tought off. i heard his fart can go off again so i floored it once more. This time i didnt stop till all he could c were my taillights.
He quickly took a left at the next intersection. Xterra 2 Celica GT 0.
So who said Xterras werent quick?
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#211013 - 30/05/03 01:37 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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#211014 - 30/05/03 01:37 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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You must be so proud of yourself... dumbass. :rolleyes:
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#211015 - 30/05/03 01:37 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Dude, this has got to be the bigest bullshit stoy i have ever heard !

I like to drive FAST in my X , some even think too fast , but cmone ANY Celica GT will start from a line faster then X ever could, and will be 10 blocks away while you are just geting to the second block

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#211016 - 30/05/03 01:37 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Assuming that Celica had a 2zz engine (same as my Vibe GT), the "off-the-line-launching" of that engine is really poor (for a sports car). The 2zz is pretty ordinary until it hits "lift" (lift kicks in at around 6000 rpm). When it hits lift, it should get a sudden burst of speed - and eat up any Xterra. (even in "pre-lift" mode, the 2zz engine should have destroyed an Xterra in a race.)

It sounds like your race was over a pretty short distance, and it's possible that the guy never got a chance to bring it up to 6000 rpm. Or maybe that other guy was a piss poor driver and missed a shift or two.

But, I would say that its pretty impressive that a (non S/Ced) Xterra beat a Celica GT.
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#211017 - 30/05/03 01:43 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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A 1980 Celica GT with a 22R is faster than a Xterra.
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#211018 - 30/05/03 01:48 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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May not corner as good, but it is faster smile

This dude is another troll/moron, has to be...
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#211019 - 30/05/03 02:07 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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You’re a miserable, God-damned, ill-bred, candy-assed, scum-savoring, breast-feeding, piss ant, cum-stained, hair-backed, neanderthal, zit-poppin’, mealy-mouthed, lowly, crapulent, coprophagus, stericoraceous, laughable, moronic, ignorant, funny-walkin’, dick-breathed, idiotic, simple-minded, ugly, fat, badly dressed, web-footed, fetid, disheveled, shit-dicked, self-important, under-equipped, penny-pinchin’, sub-human, halitosic, reprobate, prurient, bastard-son-of-a-sheep-rapin’, spineless, boot-lickin’, scab-pickin’, mouth-breathin’, spittle-spewing, pygian, back-stabbin’, grease-monkey, vomit-inducin’, stamp-collecting, pederast, buggerin’, nose-pickin’, sphincter-stuffin’, Marky-Mark-wannabe, limp-wristed, puerile, effeminate, girl-breasted, sore-scratchin’, mother-suckin’, thumb-chewin’, moldy-nailed, itchy-balled, snot-mining, butt-crusted, cob-munching, jerky, bunghole-banditin’, gerbil-totin’, corkyesque, palavering, ingratious-warts-on-the-back-of-bruise-kneed, carpet-burned, stinky, pimple-assed, miscreant, worthless, weak, tea-baggin’ LOSER! :p
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#211020 - 30/05/03 02:11 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Quote:
Originally posted by ILUVMYX:
You’re a miserable, God-damned, ill-bred, candy-assed, scum-savoring, breast-feeding, piss ant, cum-stained, hair-backed, neanderthal, zit-poppin’, mealy-mouthed, lowly, crapulent, coprophagus, stericoraceous, laughable, moronic, ignorant, funny-walkin’, dick-breathed, idiotic, simple-minded, ugly, fat, badly dressed, web-footed, fetid, disheveled, shit-dicked, self-important, under-equipped, penny-pinchin’, sub-human, halitosic, reprobate, prurient, bastard-son-of-a-sheep-rapin’, spineless, boot-lickin’, scab-pickin’, mouth-breathin’, spittle-spewing, pygian, back-stabbin’, grease-monkey, vomit-inducin’, stamp-collecting, pederast, buggerin’, nose-pickin’, sphincter-stuffin’, Marky-Mark-wannabe, limp-wristed, puerile, effeminate, girl-breasted, sore-scratchin’, mother-suckin’, thumb-chewin’, moldy-nailed, itchy-balled, snot-mining, butt-crusted, cob-munching, jerky, bunghole-banditin’, gerbil-totin’, corkyesque, palavering, ingratious-warts-on-the-back-of-bruise-kneed, carpet-burned, stinky, pimple-assed, miscreant, worthless, weak, tea-baggin’ LOSER! :p
Somehow, though I didn't read it out loud, I'm out of breath. Oh and I want the last 2 min of my life back ILUVMYX. :p
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#211021 - 30/05/03 02:21 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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....and those are the good positive remarks!!!
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#211022 - 30/05/03 02:29 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Hell, A 3 cylinder Geo Metro can beat an Xterra!
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#211023 - 30/05/03 07:50 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Guys, the Celica GT is spineless down low. Throw on a low-backpressure exhaust and any hope of low-end toruqe is gone. Now, a Celica GT-S on the other hand would have smacked him pretty good. The -S has the higher power engine(180Hp vs. 140Hp).
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#211024 - 30/05/03 08:07 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Quote:
Originally posted by OnlyOneDR:
Guys, the Celica GT is spineless down low.
Ummm... first off... I traded in my "spineless" Celica GT to get my X... I loved my car, but after speeding ticket number 40 (yes, I should've traded it for a Schwinn), I could take it no more... I could keep up with the GTS any day of the week... I miss my car... second... no way in hell an X, even a S\C X, could stay anywhere near a Celica... sorry dude... it was just a dream, Dorothy... come back to Kansas
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#211025 - 30/05/03 08:22 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Dont mind that guy he is from Pharr dumbass capital of texas.
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#211026 - 30/05/03 09:06 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Originally posted by rrdstarr:
Hell, A 3 cylinder Geo Metro can beat an Xterra!
You're being kind...a Geo Metro can kick the Xterras ass!

I've been outrun by Pintos, K-cars, early Pathfinders with the 3.0 engine, 3 year olds on tricycles...just about everything on the road.
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#211027 - 31/05/03 01:24 AM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Registered: 15/03/03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chia:
Dont mind that guy he is from Pharr dumbass capital of texas.
As someone who was born and raised in Pharr I resent that.
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#211028 - 31/05/03 07:15 AM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Why is everbody putting down the X You all suck [Finger] My X is the best on the road(well not the fastest) [Laughing]

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#211029 - 31/05/03 11:36 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Here's what to do Shockinxterra if you want to race a Celica again:

1: find an automatic GTS. GTS has NO torque anything below 6000, while the GT is actually more powerful down below. I mentioned automatic because with a manual he can do a drop-clutch.

2: shift your truck into 4Lo. (Oops, I forgot, you don't have 4x4 [Crybaby] )

3: stomp on it when the light turns green. (No, I didn't mean to stomp on the Celica's roof, stomp on the gas! laugh )

4: you should be able to out-torque him and
win for the first 20 feet.

5: go buy a radar detector.

Ok, you get my point. Racing a car on the road is just not cool if you drive an X. You'll get your ass kicked and you'd look stupid. Maybe you should tell the Celica driver to race you on sand instead? [LOL]

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#211030 - 01/06/03 08:23 AM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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#211031 - 01/06/03 08:46 AM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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#211032 - 01/06/03 02:08 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Registered: 30/03/03
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Damn man, u all are a bunch of fuckin haters. Y dont you all go stick a finger in ur asses...shit man. And yeah i know my x is slow got my ass handed to me by a f-250, but it was supercharged so he had an upperhand. And neway i had fun it was kewl and no it wasnt a dream. Ive seen S/C x's keep up w/ harley ford trucks so mayb u all are just fat ass drivers, but then again who knows...
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#211033 - 01/06/03 02:12 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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Loc: PhaRR, Tx
And one other thing....ur name is CHiA? lmao down here that means crybaby aint that right Sherbert.
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#211034 - 01/06/03 02:16 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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wow, another English H8R. Learn to spell, fool.

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#211035 - 01/06/03 02:22 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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i dont give a shit if they like me or not. And yeah im an english h8r and what? Que te vias a la chingda pinche puto, y que? NO vales ni madre Pinche Joto Maricon cara de fundido
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#211036 - 01/06/03 03:18 PM Re: NOt bad 4 a 5000 suv
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