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#232166 - 19/08/02 12:51 PM this picture needs a caption....
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forget posing on a Rock.....how about throwing yourself onto the grill!! Who needs a brushguard, when you can do this.



Please post your Best Captions for this one!
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#232167 - 19/08/02 12:53 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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#232168 - 19/08/02 12:53 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Damn bugs are a bitch to clean off sometimes wink
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#232169 - 19/08/02 01:01 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Ian likes his truck too much . . .
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#232170 - 19/08/02 01:05 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"The new intake system created some unforseen issues"
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#232171 - 19/08/02 01:07 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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10 points

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#232172 - 19/08/02 01:10 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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" Demonstration on our brand new line of inflatable toys. For all of you that really LOVE your truck "
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#232173 - 19/08/02 01:38 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"The new Calmini bumper waits its turn at a top secret bumper testing facility"
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#232174 - 19/08/02 01:53 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Finally an Xterra as soft and flabby in the middle as most Xterra drivers.

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#232175 - 19/08/02 01:54 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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With his parachute strapped to his chest, thus limiting his vision, Walter patiently awaited his landing.

OR:

Earl knew that the only way to prevent the inflatable imposter from being attacked by his truck was to put himself in harms way.
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#232176 - 19/08/02 01:54 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Guy thinking he's funny poses on front of inflatable truck for camera.
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#232177 - 19/08/02 02:03 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Stupid human tricks.
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#232178 - 19/08/02 02:30 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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#232179 - 19/08/02 02:51 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Screw the caption - I want one of those! [Smoking]

But here's a few that come to mind:

"Here we see the Earth killer in action."
"Coming to a mall parking lot near you."
"New airbag system in development - protects the ENTIRE X."
"For more lift, add helium."
"New weight-saving measures have been taken."
"Nissan went REALLY cheap on the 2003's."
EDIT: "Some like blow up DOLLS, others... Well, they love their X..."

Okay, enough now... laugh
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#232180 - 19/08/02 03:27 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Upset that Nissan switched to an 8 lug wheel, Gern hurled himself at the bumper in protest.
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#232181 - 19/08/02 03:31 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"Clearly this man LOVES his Xterra WAY too much!"

What would little Xterra babies look like anyways....?
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#232182 - 19/08/02 03:51 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Quote:
Originally posted by xoc:
Upset that Nissan switched to an 8 lug wheel, Gern hurled himself at the bumper in protest.
Damn Some one screwed up there didnt they. I never noticed that when it was XOW.
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#232183 - 19/08/02 05:11 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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WAAG's new product line.
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#232184 - 19/08/02 05:16 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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In a case of very bad judgement, Peter wanted to see if his penis really would make a whackity-whack-whack sound when stuck into the cooling fan...just like his old "card-in-the-spokes" trick. He then realized the X was just a blow-up, and the whole scene turned vaguely pathetic.....yet arousing.
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#232185 - 19/08/02 06:35 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Jimmy was racing down the trail in attempt to get to a dealership before they closed to get his deflated gear basket fixed! Upon approaching the top of a hill the mystery of Bob, the hiker who had been missing for several days, was finally resolved…

First the deer last month and now this? My insurance agent is never going to believe this…
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#232186 - 19/08/02 06:43 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Proof that the newest models are just getting more and more soft and squishy.

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#232187 - 19/08/02 07:23 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"Now featuring external airbag protection..."

EDIT: "If it landed a probe on Mars for NASA, it can save your ass, too..."
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#232188 - 19/08/02 07:45 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"A vehicle with totally clean emissions for a somewhat dirty life."

"Because dogs love trucks."

"Driven"
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#232189 - 19/08/02 08:09 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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New Xtra strength Viagra. It can Support a mans body by his penis!
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#232190 - 19/08/02 08:42 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"The last thing that went through his mind was his ass."
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#232191 - 20/08/02 01:49 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"See, Yellow does suck."
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#232192 - 20/08/02 02:58 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Takeabreath:
"See, Yellow does suck."
You win !
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#232193 - 20/08/02 03:39 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Takeabreath:
"See, Yellow does suck."
[Spit]
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#232194 - 20/08/02 04:53 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"See, Yellow does suck."
Very Good!!!!! [Spit]
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#232195 - 20/08/02 05:26 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"Everything you need, nothing you dont.......well, I guess we forgot the blow up dolls"

[LOL] [LOL] [LOL] [LOL]
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#232196 - 20/08/02 06:53 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Quote:
Originally posted by xoc:
Upset that Nissan switched to an 8 lug wheel, Gern hurled himself at the bumper in protest.
Damn Ian, you do have an eye for minutiae...

Brent
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#232197 - 20/08/02 08:37 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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#232198 - 20/08/02 09:16 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Look ma! no hands!
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#232199 - 20/08/02 09:29 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Takeabreath:
"See, Yellow does suck."
Too funny
[Spit]
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#232200 - 20/08/02 11:37 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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That winch has some balls................. [Freak]
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#232201 - 20/08/02 12:09 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"Does the AirCharger really suck more air than stock?" laugh
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#232202 - 20/08/02 01:05 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"Dufus"

"Nissan Driven....Now the ultimate environmental vehile.....an Xterra that runs on air."

"Dad...is it our turn now!"

"New from Xterraparts.com. The Xterra bean bag chair accessory. Live in the lap of luxury. Be the envy of every camper. Great for watching the game. Or sleeping on after a long trail ride. In manufacturer colors. **PLEASE NOTE: Not to be used as a floatation device, use your rear seats for that. Or at sporting events as a stadium toy. Do not get near open flames, such as campfires.** $259.95 each plus $159.95 shipping and handling 7-day ground delivery." :p

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#232203 - 21/08/02 06:48 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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If I ever catch you fukin my Truk Again... it's curtains for you Pal!!!
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#232204 - 01/09/02 08:12 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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#232205 - 03/09/02 11:32 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Takeabreath:
"See, Yellow does suck."
LOL! Very good! 10 points!
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#232206 - 04/09/02 10:23 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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"Heavy Duty cooling fan set up still needs tweaking"
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#232207 - 14/09/02 12:32 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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1. Nissan unveils its new hood ornament.
2. Who needs a blow up doll when you have a blow up truck?

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#232208 - 14/09/02 06:49 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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STOP RUSS STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#232209 - 21/10/02 09:45 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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#232210 - 21/10/02 03:02 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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My favourite, Xterra condoms!
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#232211 - 21/10/02 03:08 PM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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HAHAHAHAHA you guys are killing me.. [LOL] [LOL] [LOL] [LOL]
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#232212 - 23/10/02 07:18 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Sercet Service in action [LOL]
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#232213 - 23/10/02 07:22 AM Re: this picture needs a caption....
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Quote:
Originally posted by RedX:
In a case of very bad judgement, Peter wanted to see if his penis really would make a whackity-whack-whack sound when stuck into the cooling fan...just like his old "card-in-the-spokes" trick. He then realized the X was just a blow-up, and the whole scene turned vaguely pathetic.....yet arousing.
My god to funny [LOL] [LOL]
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