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#587357 - 16/12/07 11:34 PM How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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Apparently I can take on 18 at once...
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#587358 - 17/12/07 02:42 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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I was going to post this the other day and figured some people might not get the humor..

I could best 32 of the little buggers... smile

I have no issues with picking one up and using him/her as a weapon against the others... Piledriving is not out of the question either.
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#587359 - 17/12/07 05:32 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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31...somethings I never knew about myself like I don't have morals smile

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#587360 - 17/12/07 05:46 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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#587361 - 17/12/07 06:56 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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33! Yes!!!
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#587362 - 17/12/07 08:06 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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27.

Bring the little shits on.

In other news, I have a 69% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. laugh
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#587363 - 17/12/07 08:41 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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28. Crap, I am so ashamed. If only I didn't care so much. [LOL] I think we need to quantify here though. Are we talking huge American country bumpkin kids or starving southeast Asian kids. I'm certain I could take on at least 10 more of them...

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#587364 - 17/12/07 08:45 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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Quote:
Originally posted by rift:
28. Crap, I am so ashamed. If only I didn't care so much. [LOL] I think we need to quantify here though. Are we talking huge American country bumpkin kids or starving southeast Asian kids. I'm certain I could take on at least 10 more of them...
Eh don't feel too bad.. my morals would only allow me to flatten 17 of 'em.

If that's not bad enough, I'm also a drunkard and have a 50% survival rate against a zombie apocalypse. laugh

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#587365 - 17/12/07 09:05 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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Apparently I can take out 20 kids and have a 59% on the Zombie scale. So where does that leave me when attacked by 5-year old zombie kids?

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#587366 - 17/12/07 09:19 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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Well I'll take on 29 of them. I've learned that morals pretty much get thrown out when related to fighting. All that matters is that I'm not dead (or hurting enough that I wish I was dead!)

Now I think we should go to a kindergarden and test how accurate this thing is. Who's with me?
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#587367 - 17/12/07 08:59 PM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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I have no morals, will fight dirty, and yes in my younger days was quite the bar fighter
36 of those dirty buggers are going down
and 79% on the zombie scale

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#587368 - 18/12/07 02:34 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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I figured it was an online game, so I lied and said I'd crash them into each other and so forth...you don't actually fight any, you just do a a questionnaire, and they guess for you.

:rolleyes:
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#587369 - 18/12/07 09:47 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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25, eh....

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#587370 - 18/12/07 10:20 AM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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By the way... if the zombies start rampaging and you see me, run the other way. I only got 51%. My wife won't let me get a gun, or else I would have done better (do I hear a whip cracking?). I do have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, so that helps, but there's nothing like a good ol' cap to the dome to dispell those pesky zombies. Just ask Alice. cool

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#587371 - 19/12/07 07:22 PM Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
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I could take 22, including my 5 year old. [LOL]

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