What we need is a "First Timer" or "Newbie" forum where people can go to ask stupid questions. Flame somebody in the "First Timer" forum, and you're BANNED. Brent wouldn't even be allowed in that forum. There would be threads on tire size, gas mileage, shifting into 4-low, etc.

Of course, people will still think of their own personal gas mileage crisis as a "Problem and Annoyance" and post it there... and even more people would think "Oh good, there's a 'General' forum! I'll put all my shit in there!"... so, the whole point is probably moot.