Old enough to know not to ask "How old are you?" on an internet forum. I'm surprised you haven't been flamed, flayed and fileted. What are you thinking?!?!

Oh, and I'm um... 36.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa