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Originally posted by Shahram:
Kind of reminds me of.....well, me.

Wife: What the fuck? You're driving on the island!
Me: There's traffic.
Wife: You're not supposed to drive on the fucking island.
Me: Why not? We've got plenty of clearance!
Wife: It's against the law!
Me: Are you worried that I'll rip off the cats and I won't be able to pass smog? Are you saying I should get a suspension lift?
Wife: I hate you.
Me: Don't hate the playah, dog, hate the game.
Wife: What does that mean?
Me: Can I have a BJ? Get the fuck off the sidewalk, Grandma! Jesus!