You might be an Xterra owner if...

...if you buy an Xterra the same day as your best friend, so you can have "His" and "Hers" Xterra
...if you tell everybody in your circle of friends who just got one
...if you get excited to find out that another friend just got one
...if you talk everybody into getting one, and telling them who already have an Xterra

TJ