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Originally posted by mineralblue:
They had me at talking about how hot Phil Mickelson's wife is...

"and we return to Sunday golf on CBS...

and there's Mickelson's wife... Gawd is she hot... look at that rack... there's a downhill lie for ya... ohh, there out there just begging to be touched... pleading... how many golf balls do you think she can fit in her mouth? I'd hit that one in the rough if you know what I mean... who are you kidding Greg? You'd f*ck her for a week and then get tired of her... yeah, you're right, that's what I'd do. That's my thing... but a hell of week though... hell of a week..."

[Spit]
Annnnd even funnier because they were speaking ever-so-gently.