1. Really Big ones
2. Flowmaster
3. Throw a couple of hamsters under the hood
4. BFG TA/KO
5. Calmini
6. There are none
7. Your ass
8. The hamsters farting
9. Not tall enough
10. Eugene Bob Johnson Smith Jr. III EsQ.
11. Black
12. A
13. At home
14. Call Ian
15. Buy a Civic
16. Does a bear shit in the woods?
17. Hunh?
18. Try the Internet, I hear it's full of those things
19. Depends on how long you can hold your breath
20. Flip the truck over
21. 5 but they all have to wear their seatbelts
22. Okay