Hell, I completely missed all the fun on this post. Whiner girl (or whatever your name is), can't you see that by responding, you are merely fanning the flames. You must have been picked on as a child. Problem is, you still don't get it.

Ian, Ian, Ian. I am seriously jealous. Leslie looks fine from that angle. I like the tattoo. Where can I get that mod? My wife is very nice looking, but she would never pose like that in the buff. You are a very lucky man indeed. Did I say that I was jealous? OK...where's my hand cream--I need some relief.

-dp