When I was a kid I decided to ditch school and ended up hanging out with a friend of mine and my girlfriend. I was pretending to be sick and set up this elaborate ruse to fool not only my parents to think I was home sick , but the principal of my school , who didn't believe that I was ill.

Anyways , I ended up driving my buddies dad's Ferrari all over town and ended up back at my house calling an escort to come over and service us. Well she came and when I didn't have the money, her pimp came to my house with a truck and took all of my families valuables.

The only way I was able to get them back was to set up a brothel in my house with the prostitute and her friends so that I was able to earn the money to buy back all of our posessions.

Everything would have turned out allright if we hadn't accidentally let the Ferrari roll out of the garage to it's death.

Ah , those were the days.