Just to put this discussion into historical context, it brings to mind the old Bill Mauldin WWII cartoon (wish I could find a copy and post--maybe somebody else can) with raggedy Willie or Joe (never could tell them apart) telling an equally ragged corpsman "Just gimme a aspirin, I already got a Purple Heart."
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Mrs. Spade didn't raise any kids dippy enough to make guesses in front of a district attorney....