This one is dedicated to Ebauchea, since he wants to be the center of Attention -
Listen up class, I'm your new professor
I'm here to tell a story 'bout a cross dresser.
Ebeauchea's a bitch ass punk, a punk ass bitch,
The same either way, it doesn't matter which.
He tried to talk tough, but has to squat to go piss
to everyone else, he's name was always Venus
He tried to talk tough, tried to be the man
He failed to think through his flawed little plan.
He tried to play on the field with the big boys,
he should've stayed home with his PreSkool toys.
He should've kept his head low, kept out of sight
but the dumb-ass instead, he tried to pick a fight.
He came unprepared, but he though he coud win
He threw the first punch, and the fight did begin.
He swung a left, I slit his throat with my knife,
and after that I sodomized his wife.
Put that bitch straight to work, as my Ho on the street
Fucking for cash, all the men that she'd meet.
She came back short, so I beat her down
Now she's back with that shit, 6 feet underground.
And that's the story of that shit Ebeauchea
And remember kids, don't pick screenames that are gay.