Holy cow... I thought my old girlfriend was the only one to employ the "bring up events from the past that have nothing to do with the current discussion in a ridiculous attempt to turn the arument into something she could win" ploy. I guess I was wrong.

I could never run for office. You wouldn't have to be Woodward or Bernstein to discover my "steal the fire-hydrant while drunk, heft it into the back of the Gremlim and drive like hell from the cops through a red light or two" story.

Hydrant's still in my basement though.....