Be I on da transista'...Hey Mr. D-J...I'd likes t' send some big-ass F-U-C-fuckin'-K Y-O A-Dubba-S out t'all da racist pale & non-pale fux dat know nothin' o' Hip-Hop culture otha' dan whut they spot on M-T-fuckin'-V, Sprite an' Coca-Cola commercials. Slap me some skin. Also, Mr. Yo' mama. D-J, i'd likes t'add dat it be fux likess dese-he'ah dat snatch da damn songs o' one o' deuce assholes in da Hip-Hop community dat puh'petuate ova'-'esorbitantcy an' applies it t' da damn whole, while thinkin', "Hey, i've seen da videos...i've seen M-T-fuckin'-V Cribs, yo' ass all be all about da damn Blin' Blin'. Peek at yo' wheels, peek at yo' neck, peek at all da braid yo' ass wasted M-A-C-K-I-N-fuckin'-G O-U-fuckin'-T Y-O R-I-D-fuckin'-E." While forgettin', Mr. What a ripoff. D-J, dat dis tends t' broaden da racial gap. Mr. D-J, maybe I should start steppin' around thinkin' dat offroad enthusiasts be tru-ly rednex dat W-A-S-T-fuckin'-E A-Dubba-L D-E-I-fuckin'-R B-R-E-A-fuckin'-D REDNECKING O-U-fuckin'-T D-E-I-fuckin'-R R-I-D-E-fuckin'-S O-U-fuckin'-T. Maybe I should start steppin' around in faih' o' da damn lives o' minority chilluns in suburban schools becuz tiny-ass Timmy gots pissed at mom last night becuz she made him finish wassups pais an' he didn't wanna. Yo' mama. An' now tomorrow everyone in da school be gonna pay 4 Timmy havin' t' finish wassups pais becuz he spotted on T-V dat if yo' ass go t' school wit' some ebony trenchcoat an' some kinda' heats sucka's will listen t' yo' ass. But yo' ass know, Mr. D-J, da mo' I think about, da mo' I think twice about steppin' around some ignorant fuck who snatchs da acshuns o' some misguided few an' applies it t' da damn whole.
I is all about humor. But it be obvious yo' ass fux duzn't know where t' draw da line.