Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
to get her dog a bone
When she bent over
ROVER took over
She got a bone of her own

OHHH!

Mother Goose? Yeah, I fucked her.
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"Nature has constituted utility to man the standard and test of virtue. Men living in different countries, under different circumstances, different habits and regimens, may have different utilities; the same act, therefore, may be useful and consequently virtuous in one country which is injurious and vicious in another differently circumstanced" - Thomas Jefferson, moral relativist