I'm just joking around, I'm having a hell of a time finding a job so I may end up there too.

I remeber when I was in elementary we got some of the first Macintoshes, we were considered "High Tech". I guess I'm going to have to start parking outside elementary schools to get free broadband now.

How wrong is it to be alone in your car outside an elemantary, stealing the same broadband the kids use to look at porn on your laptop?