Eh, a lot of it is intended to be a bit hypocritical, sarcastic, and tongue-in-cheek. The 'holier-than-thou' tone is meant as hyperbole, and yeah, I realize that there are a LOT of fairly normal, productive people that do plenty of other things. What I'm taking a jab at, more than anything, is how far, far too seriously people take the internet.
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