Rusulting suits from post.

XterraNut sues the world for homework blowing out window.
Xterra Owners unite and try to get Joes finance company to repo the vehicle and get him a Honda Element.
Nissan spanks an unknown salesman while yelling "WHY WHY DID YOU SELL IT TO HIM"

and in top News.

JoeMcCarthy (Defendant) vs Alpine Spirit (Accusor)

Accusor (Alpine Spirit) suing for side busting laughter after reading above mentioned post. Which resulted in Root Beer being spurted from the nose and a Cheeto being lodged in the nasal cavity. After further review and analisys it was deemed the Cheeto would need to be surgically removed and was no longer edible.

Accusor is suing for Surgical removal fees, New can of Root Beer & one Cheeto of equivalent size. Basically a free hand out.

Joe is counter suing for a free err um stolen wheel & tire. Apparently Alpine jumped into his UFO and flew in and snatched while Joe was at Burger King singing for the new Commercial Spot .