I left a dollar on the curb.

I came back, and someone stole it.

I am outraged that the US government made a dollar bill that could be stolen.

I am suing the United States of America for making defective money.

I am looking for people to join me in a class action suit.

Please, everyone who has money, think about it, do you want it to be stolen? Do you want the USA to get away with perpetuating this liability?

In the meantime, send all of your money to me, and I'll have it entered as evidence in the case.