Remember, Madman, us amateurs need to learn how to correctly read into his name changes.

This guy is most interesting, especially given the undeniable intelligence and worldliness that he has displayed in his 16 posts here.

I think we should start a pool on guessing this guy's vitals.

My entry:

Struggling writer hoping for his "big break," but "The Man" at the publishing houses keeps sending those rejection letters. They just don't understand him or his amazing intelligence. Clearly, he was born two generations too soon. In the meantime he waits tables at the local trendy bistro, using a fake foreign accent. He spends his down time talking to his cat Muffins (still with the accent), reading the latest on moveon.org, and blogging at the Daily Kos.