You stupid bitch. You see me standing here with my load of wet laundry waiting for an empty dryer. Yet you stand in front of your's so slowly and meticulously folding each sock and granny panty and 70's sweater like life exists only for these fine swell laundry moments.

TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OVER TO THE FOLDING TABLE SO I CAN TOSS MY SHIT IN THERE AND GET BACK TO WASTING MY TIME POSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS.

Fucking goddamn inconsiderate people. GRRR.

Oh, and while I'm at it: You motherfucking retards who check your goddamn lottery tickets at the gas station and pick out new tickets and rummage through your purse or man bag for change while lineups behind you grow and grow: FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE 5 MINUTES AFTER WINNING.

Thanks for listening.