(snotty fourth grade tone....)
AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT!.....
or
My Uncle is bigger then your uncle..
or
My cousin knows karate...
or
If you touch me I'll sue you...
or
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me
which is ALWAYS followed by..
I'm rubber, your glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you...
and of course..
nyah nyah na nyah nyah!

(just witnessed this SAT with nieghborhood kids.. so its pretty fresh)

MGJ