So Life according to Off2giveBj's:

God got pissed at the Queers because the parade was going to be bigger than ever this year, so he stuck his finger in the Ocean and twirled up a storm that made oh let say 200.000 people homeless and who knows how many take the fast track upstairs (if you believe this sort of thing.

Popquiz hotshot:

Why whould he not just strike lightning and brimstone on all who like to fudgepack?. Was he hung over?, was he short of batteries on his lightning stick?. was he playing pingpong with the devil?.

I am trying to put myself in your birkenstocks and figure out what it must be like to live in a world of black and white.....