Since we're on the subject of scary rednecks, look what I found:

Top 15 Redneck Porno Movies:

15. I Know You Done Your Sister Last Summer

14. Turn Her and Hooch

13. Urban Cow, Boy!

12. Debbie Does Dullards

11. I Am Curious, Ol' Yeller

10. 9 1/2 Teeth

9. The Silence of the Sheep (God Willing)

8. Nasty NASCAR Nimphama--, uh, Nymfama--, uh, Crazy Nekkid Gals!

7. Deep Goat

6. Crouchin' Brother, His'n Sister

5. Auntie Get Your Gums

4. The Girl Who Could Not Run Faster Than Her Brothers

3. Behind the Green Teeth

2. Bob and Carol and Bessie and Babe

1. Three Men and a (Ned) Beatty