NY Madman I am SO SORRY I offended you, please I beg before you on bended knee that you find it in your heart to find sympathy for this poor, misguided non-Christian Canadian. I can only one day hope to be as open minded and morally correct as you, for I have seen the light and it truly is the NY Madman way.

I hereby renounce my old self and will strive to be better. Please pray for me.