He was fucking flamebait.

My interpretation:

"HAY GUYS I ACIDENTLY SHOT MYSELF IN HED, HOW DO I STOP BLOOD"

"Idiot."

"HAY UR BEING MEAN TO ME IM JUST ASKING 4 HELP HER, SERSLY WHAT DO I DOES YALL word up to my homies"

"Try not being stupid"

"IM LEVING FAGZ STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME I JUST NEED HEPL"
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