Then what the hell are you doing here? I don't know if you've noticed, but we're wall-to-wall carpeted in Christians who believe in public execution, Conservatives who believe in Soviet-style bureaucracy, and a card-carrying member of the ACLU who thinks everyone should shut the fuck up (gee, who might that be?!?!).

It's XOC, pal, not the fucking Age of Enlightenment. Here at XOC, libertarian is liberal, trash-talking is treason, and your IFS trumps my SFA, but you still can't wait to get the SAS, 'cause it's the shiznit. Ian is MIA, kmoving is guapo, socalpunx is Archie Punker, NYMentalPatient is off his meds, Carlton is Saddam, I am Osama, MBFlyerfan is the tin man, Desert Rat is the scarecrow, porsche996 is the cowardly lion, and Wilmac is Toto. Off2cjb is Dorothy. And your soccermommymobiles are still fucking BO-RING.

Welcome to the Simpleton Zoo, my friend. Keep your arms in the wagon at all times and don't feed the 'tards.