You know, I'm still hoping Nissan takes me up on my suggestions. I still think Real Camo would be a great seller.



If not, Full Metal Plating is my second choice, guaranteed not to lose this one in the parking lot.



DJs and ravers around the world will rejoice at the new Urban Scrawl colors, factory installed underbody lights not shown.



Of course the rice burner crowd will swoon over their new Blended Fusion mix.



Shit, almost forgot this exciting new addition, Color Blind! Designed to fool radar traps, it's dimpled surface actually lowers the drag coefficient by .13 nanohectares!