Aw, come on Midnight. You're not really a Paulbot. I think you are just kidding about that.

Most of the Paulbots are either young college age kids or fringe nuts. The majority of the college age kids can't even tell you why they are a Paulbot, but for some reason they think it's cool. They also have a knack for instantaneously filling up every internet web site comment section.

You don't seem like a vacuous college age kid or a fringe nut.