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Originally posted by NY Madman:
[b]Update...

Dennis Kucinich has dropped out of the presidential race. He will make a formal announcement tomorrow.... most likely from a spaceship at Shirley MacLaine's house.[/b]
In related news, a weird little freak of a man was seen trotting about the surface of Mars today. NASA cannot determine the origin of this man, however he did smell strongly of tofu.