Take my response as this: I would have replied to anyone else who asked the question seriously.

I'm just not in the mood to feed the troll today. Your subsequent post solidifies your trollness.

I honestly can't think of anyone else whom I'd rather shit in the driver seat of their vehicle besides you. Believe me, I tried. My shit smells really bad too.

With regard to your attempt to paint me a racist, I have no issue with a black or hispanic in office as long as their politics fit my views. The only people I really can't stand are Arabs and Persians. What a collective bunch of douchebags.