For serious - I've spent a few days in Rich Hill, MO. Spent the nights there in Pappanville. Actually even went to Rich Hill's Homecoming game (uncle in law grew up there, we were out renovating a house so he could put it on the market).

The two simply aren't comparable. I'm not saying St Charles, St Louis, KC, or the like are the armpits, but places like that leave a lot to be desired...