A steel spring mattress will double its weight ten years after its purchase, due mostly to the dead bodies of dust mites.

In other news:

Chicken McNuggets have an interesting composition. 70% of their "chicken" composition is chicken skin. The skin has the "sticky" proteins that act as the "glue" that holds the nugget together. Yum.
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kjw &
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The liver is evil, and must be punished...