I had a big burrito earlier and I believe that the gravitational pull of the earth shall increase 2 mins and 55 seconds before I leave the bathroom.

This will result in more dark matter and Energy (can be proved with a match) being released and it could result in the moon shifting its orbit around our planet. The inertia generated during its first few inches of fall shall be SIGNIFICANT!! Earthquakes of magnitude 9 will befall the central US!!

So in short.... the end is near, Armageddon is about to arrive. Kiss your loved ones, hug your friends, make amends with your enemies & hold hands. Because.... I ... am ... going... to ... flush.