Lets see...what's in my pockets and on my belt right now?

Calendar, swipe card, business cards, two pens, pocket notebook, pay stub. Thats my shirt.
Rip Hobble, pat down gloves, hand sanitizer, 2 pairs of rubber gloves, Gerber pocket knife. Thats my pants.

On the belt.....
Two magazines (24 rounds .40cal)
Two taser cartridges
handcuff key, car key
Sig Sauer P229R .40cal
ASP baton
Gerber multitool
Two handcuff pouches
large maglite
Small Stinger light
800mHz Radio with shoulder mike
5.5% OC spray
X26 Taser

I think that covers everything. Wallet kept in my briefcase in the car so I don't loose it.