There are several theories surrounding the Anti Brush Guard movement: 1.) Some people on this site have had their hearts broken by a Brush Guard and therefore despise them at their very mention. 2.) Brush Guards have been known to abduct random Xterra owners and subject them to tests, bodily modifications, and other scientific research, often referred to in the Brush Guard underground as "Xperiments". 3.) Brush Guards often allow people to explore some different styling options and change the look of a vehicle whose very platform is based on style, practical use, and personality; what do you think this is, America?? 4.) Brush Guards have been blamed for such Anti-American antics as: Flag burning, co-writing the Canadian National Anthem, and Watergate. 5.) A particularly unfortunate Brush Guard in Shreveport, Louisiana currently under investigation for Mrs. Johnson's Grocery Store Parking Lot door ding. 6.) Brush Guards have been known to expose themselves at Halftime. 7.) Serveral Brush Guards have been linked to crime spree in Northern Minnesota known as "The Bugsmashers" (Animal Rights Activists are extremely upset and lobbying for a worldwide ban on all Brush Guard Activity). 8.)Two Brush Guards are being detained by authorities in Washington DC for their possible connection with Hitler.

Don't you know that when you put a Brush Guard on your Xterra, it gives you the ability to run into trees and rocks?? A Brush Guard is equivalent to Star Power in Super Mario Brothers. Some of these other members have a serious complex about Brush Guards and Im not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Give it a rest Fellas!! It's their $$ and their X so its no one's business but theirs!

PDXterra & Orange Crush... Bravo to you for putting your personality into your vehicles!!